You Know You're Eating A Bug Because Of The Legs...

This month I am going to: (1.) celebrate my baby turning twenty-one (2.) eat chocolate with raspberries (3.) take a chance (4.) drink at least one tupperware bottle of water a day after i (5.) find my brand new tupperware bottle that i had in.my.hand 48 hours ago (6.) stretch daily (7.) learn the words to Done by The Band Perry and sing it, loudly, everywhere (8.) finish three books, two seasons of two series and one career (9.) pay my mortgage before the 15th (10.) dance at a wedding (11.) camp, rain or shine (12.) play cards in the woods with my best girlfriend (13.) cut out three quilts (14.) savor a multi-course italian dinner prepared in celebration of my birthday (15.) drink really cold Sam Adams Porch Rocker (16.) order the floor for the green room (17.) buy cat food (18.) canoe and bbq and jam with some of the most amazing people i'm lucky enough to know (19.) pinch my tomato plants (20.) polish my white Danskos (21.) secure health insurance waiver for Fall semester (22.) submit final fin aid form for Fall semester (23.) not think about Christmas shopping - no matter what music i hear - until Fall semester (24.) find four antique bin pulls (25.) try not to be afraid to paint the piano (26.) return yoga books to the library (27.) arrange a lesson with Tucker (28.) retire my smart phone (29.) find a flip phone - preferrably before #28 (30.) put a point and shoot in my bag (31.) take a deep breath, or two